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Belt Slasher In: A Vacation to Remember
Early one morning Belt Slasher was walking around her house after waking up. She was wearing a black bat-mare t-shirt and a pair of grey sweatpants that were slightly sagging showing off a white waistband. When she heard a knock on the door, "Hold on I'm coming." She said walking over to it hearing another more urgent knock. "Alright jeez what is it?" Belt asked as Vanilla was standing there on Belts doorstep "I have two tickets for a island retreat!" Vanilla yelled smiling as Belt took a step back from the sudden noise raise.
Belt taken aback by this only could get her bearings by freezing Vanilla in her magic for a second (Not literally freezing as in ice but just in mid-air) "Okay say that slower and what?" Belt asked her setting her down. "I won two tickets for an island retreat and I was wonderimg if you'd like to come?" Vanilla asked smiling awaiting her answer.
Belt thought about it for a moment before saying "Yeah, I'll go." She said making Vanilla jump with joy "Awesome! We le
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Another OC tagged thing
1. Copy and paste the rules into your post, as well as the ten questions provided for you.
2. Choose the OC or OCs who will answer these questions. You can have as many OCs answer as you want.
3. Write their answers in-character, based on canon (as opposed to RPs you've done, unless those RPs are canon). You can also, as yourself, answer some or all of the questions alongside them if you choose to do so.
4. Write ten new questions.
5. Tag people below! You can just say "Do this if you want to" rather than tagging, but it's more fun to tag. No minimum or maximum number of tag recipients, and you can't choose the OCs a person uses.
For OCs, I'll use Vanilla Twist, Freeze Gears, and Icicle Cloak
1. Do you have any nicknames, embarrassing or otherwise?
Vanilla: The only nicknames I have are Test Subject from random ponies, Idiot from Pandora, and when I was younger I was called lots of names and the one that stuck was Bug Brain. I'm not even a bug!
Freeze: Never paid any at
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Thing I Should Do.
1st. Write the rules!
2nd. Write 13 facts about yourself 
3rd. Answer 13 questions the person who tagged you made, and make 13 questions
4th. Tag 13 people  (Only 13!!)
5th. Make sure they know they're tagged
6th. Don't say 'Your tagged of you read this'
7th. It is forbidden to not tag anyone
8th. Tagbacks are allowed
9th. ERROR
1. Favorite video game?
Overwatch. Hands down. But a top five is necessary for this!
2 Fallout New Vegas awesome game lots of attention to detail and I love it
3 TF2 old game but really awesome!
4 Fallout 4 just because of mods.
5 Recore, it's new and I haven't played much of it but it seems like a really good game
2. Favorite song?
Master of Puppets by Metalica, why do these questions beg for a top five to ten list?
3. Ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Yes. I have a top five waifu list. On top is still Ryuko Matoi from Kill La Kill
4. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?
Anime. Cartoons are way to idiotic. Look at the new Teen Titans, PPG, and a
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New OC Icicle Cloak
Name - Icicle Cloak
Nicknames - Icy
Gender - Mare
Species - Half Dragon, Half Pony, Pegasus
Special Powers - She can breath fire that can freeze whatever it touches or unfreeze it if she already froze it, also she can use shadows to get away from or hide from ponies
Cutie Mark - An overcast shadow surrounded by a  of ice
Color Scheme - Head Scales/ Mane and Tail : Bright Purple, Coat/ Torso Scales : Black
Clothing - A blouse and a pair of shorts
She is a normally outgoing and bubbly, she loves places or things that are cold, she can be nosey and look into things where she doesn't belong
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Pandora's Humiliation
"Come on Pandora you know your end of the bet if I won." Vanilla said giggling with Rainbow lightly blushing behind her
Pandora groaned "Fine Vanilla." She sighed taking off her shirt and pants exposing underwear only meant for an occasion like this.
They were white granny panties with berries on them with a red and yellow waistband, with 'Have a BERRY nice day' (Ah, puns gotta love them!) And a normal white bra to keep it simple. Pandora then walked outside to the busiest hour in Ponyville so she was greeted with laughter from the townsponies
Vanilla stepped out "Come one come all! The Queen of Hell herself is openly adhering to wedgies, and spankings! She will take anything you throw at her and she won't raise a hoof!" She shouted gathering a crowd that turned into a laughing line.
The first pony was Twilight Sparkle who smiled at the sight of Pandora as they weren't on the best terms lately. Twilight using her magic to wedgie Pandora making her moan loudly as she was lifted into the
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Tagged Thing 355 (I don't know!)
I was tagged by this guy right here :iconcallmeflame:
Answer 10 questions
Make up 10 questions
Tag as many people as you want
Tag back allowed
1: If you could meet any fictional character who would it be?
Papyrus or Sans from Undertale... Or Rick Crimes from the Walking Dead "Carol!"
2: What's your favorite season of MLP?
Probably 6 or 5
3: Do you consider yourself a furry?
Maybe... Little bit... or no
4: If so what furry persona do you have if not which would you have if you were one?
Probably a Harpy or a Cat
5: Do you like Cosplay?
I guess just a little bit
6: Have you ever Cosplayed?
7: ?yas noitseuq ylirassecennu yleritne yletelpmoc yllatot siht seod tahw
What does this totally completely entirely unnecessarily question say.
8: how long did number 7 take you?
Probably 1:35
9: Do you play magic the gathering?
No. Don't know what it is
10: Do you like when these end with a long and stupid question for the final question?
Well I like these and long stupid qu
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April Foal's Day!
One afternoon in Carousel Boutique, Rarity was planning her prank on Rainbow Dash. A Voodoo doll with help from Zecora and Twilight along with Rarity's expertise in sewing she made a doll of Dash and had it enchanted from the two others who helped her. She had just finished getting redressed and bathed from the mud that was dropped on to her by Pinkie who shouted "April Foals Rarity!" Before hopping off happily. It was a day Rarity often forgot but today was the day to get Rainbow Dash back for the pranks she had done to her for the past week.
Rarity walked out into town to find a table to sit and wait for Dash to show up. They hadn't set anything up it was just timing for Rarity's sake that would set this right. So when Rarity found a table with a table cloth on it so she could hide the doll from ponies vision so the Voodoo doll thing wouldn't leave her, Twilight and Zecora's knowledge. So when she saw Rainbow she immediately used the doll to hold Dash still making her yelp in surpris
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OC Questionnaire
I was tagged from something I started from :iconASmagni:
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the question/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag some people to do this meme! 
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
I will pick two of my OC's since I was tagged twice so I will pick Freeze Gears and his older sister Brush Burn
1. What is your name?
Freeze: Well, I'm Freeze Gears
Brush: And I'm Brush Burn
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Freeze: Nope, never got close to my parents.
Brush: Well my aunt used to be a great chef so I was named after her
3. Are you single or taken?
Freeze: Nope, but *whispers* but if your a cute and smart mare maybe
Brush: What was that Freezie?
Freeze: Nothing! And Brush is single
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Freeze: Ice and Technology magic
Brush: Cooking and basic Fire magic
5. Stop being a Mary Sue.
Freeze: I'm not a perfect 100% stallion
Brush: What he said except the stallion part I'm a mare
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OC Meme Thing!
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the question/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag some people to do this meme! 
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC I'm picking: Vanilla Twist
1. What is your name?
Vanilla Twist
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Nope, I was born a half breed between a pony and Changeling except my father told me it was because my mane looked like ice cream sort of and my coat was a vanilla color
3. Are you single or taken?
Single, don't know if I want to change that but I have a lot of great friends!
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Yeah, I can change into ponies the whole half breed thing
5. Stop being a Mary Sue.
I'm not! *pouts*
6. What's your eye colour?
Well one eyes blue and the others green, so yeah
7. How about hair colour?
Well it's a mint color with a light brown swirl going through it
8. Have any family members?
I have both my parents, and my best friend Freeze and our 'daughter' Light Wi
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OC's Sound Board and Brush Burn
Name- Sound Board
Race- Unicorn
Colors and Clothing- She is a pegasus who likes to wear skrits and normal t-shirts her mane and tail are black and her coat color is blue
Personality- She has a personallity like Rarity and a small bit of shyness in there as well. She has her cutie mark which is a turn table with a few music notes around it she can tune her voice and make others do what she wants by using a spell she learned. But she doesn't like to use her magic in large crowds. She is also Freeze's niece from Manehattan, she has only her mother as a parent who moved with her to Ponyville and lives with Freeze, Vanilla and Light
Brush Burn - Freeze's older sister who is Sound Board's mother
She is a unicorn and her special talent is with cooking foods of all sorts, her cutie mark is a frying pan and a sauce pan with a ladle. Her magic allows her to also use fire magic to cook or use for combat as well. She is really talkitive and loves to help Sound learn more spells and how to stay saf
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Rainbow's Magical Revenge
One afternoon Rainbow Dash was walking out of her friend Rarity's boutique with her saddle bags full of repaired pairs of once ripped panties from what happened over a few days thanks to Applejack, wedgying her over and over again for a week straight, with the blue pegasus trying to get Applejack back for the week but every time she failed somehow it's like the earth pony expected every angle of attack she tried but as she began to fly by Twilight's castle but stopped for a brief moment "Would magic be a good way to get her back?" She thought landing by the door "Ahn screw it." She groaned before knocking on the door as she waited for Twilight answer but instead of Twilight being there to open the door it was Spike
Stifling a small laugh Spike spoke up "Are you here to see Twilight?" He asked stating the obvious "No, Spike I'm here to see Pinkie Pie." She said sarcastically rolling her eyes all the same before following "Of course I'm here to see Twilight." She said normally now as Spi
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Musical Wedgies
One afternoon in the shared apartment of Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, we find Vinyl passed out on the couch wearing only a white t-shirt and a pair of dark blue granny panties with her cutie mark on the back. She was there since she got home last night after coming home after Dj-ing for a club then proceeding to get drunk and then going home and passing out on the floor with her pants to the side and her granny panties stretched over her head after losing in a drinking contest with Lyra
Octavia was nice enough to at least put Vinyl on the couch and fix her wedgie not pry her panties from her flanks but get them off her head so Vinyl didn't have to wake up, blind or smelling the foulness of her panties. Anyways back to the story
As Octavia walked in wearing her normal less formal attire a white dress shirt accompanied by her pink bowtie and a pair of black dress pants with her cello in its case and by her side as she set it on its rightful stand. She then looked to Vinyl "Still not awake.
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Light's Cutie Mark
One afternoon Light was with Rarity in her boutique practicing her magic with Freeze sitting aside watching "You can take a break for a few minutes Light." Rarity said starting to clean a few pieces of fabric and clothing off the ground "Alright Rarity." Light said going over to her 'father' "You're doing great Light, I for one never expected you to have such a magical aptitude for manipulating clothing and fabric." Freeze said patting Light on her back "I thought I'd be good with magic in general, when you asked Twilight to tutor me with my magic at first." Light said smiling with her acquired skills
Sweetie Belle walked in a few minutes later "Hello Sweetie Belle." Rarity said as Sweetie set her bag down from her day with her fellow crusaders "Hi, guys." Sweetie said seeing every pony in the room "Hi Sweetie Belle!" Light said waving "Hey, Rarity can we use Sweetie to test a few of my spells?" Light asked looking at Sweetie "Well if it's okay with her you can." Rarity said as Sweetie
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The Maze Trotters Ch. 7
Chapter 7 A Way Out
Once I awoke in my bed that was set up only four days ago. I was met with three faces Petal, Flare and Vanilla "Diamond is it alright if I clean and stitch your head up?" Petal asked me holding a medical box "Sure Petal go ahead." I said still half asleep as she took a needle and thread out along with a bottle of peroxide to clean my gash. I sank back when I saw the needle "Diamond this would have been easier if you had stayed back yesterday." Petal said "Now hold still or this will be worse for yourself." Vanilla said putting a hoof on my stomach. When Petal threaded the needle she put it on a table before putting some of the peroxide on a cloth then pressing it to my wound. I screamed in pain from the sharp stinging sensation on my forehead from the peroxide
"This would have taken five minutes to clear up if you'd stayed at the infirmary but you did what was right for everypony." Petal said taking the cloth off my forehead and grabbing the needle and I shook at th
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The Maze Trotters Ch. 6
Chapter 6 - The Doors Aren't Closing
I awoke the next day in the infirmary next to Shockwave who was currently passed out still "Petal? Are you in here?" I asked earning no response. But Pinkie noticed me because shelves sitting next to Shockwave holding his hoof "Hi Diamond you got knock out cold last night." Pinkie said and I could notice the sorrow in her voice "Are you two dating?" I asked because of how she was sitting by him
"Well in here we kinda are I mean it's nothing serious but once we get out of here we will defiantly improve our relationship." Pinkie said sounding happier "That's nice and great for you both" I said and then Pinkie just went back to how she was before "At first when I teased you about your journal I thought you'd just be another Greenie who just lived, survived here not run into the Maze before dark just to save two ponies." Pinkie said obviously not finished "Well I just tried to help in anyway I could and I put myself in danger to protect others who would
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The Maze Trotters Ch 5
Chapter 5 The Last Of Us
Well this could have gone better first we find a key, then we get the last one of us up here the next minute. "Just great." I muttered apparently to loud because Simon heard me. "Hey, just be lucky that your not her this time." He said whispering to me and well that shut me right up "Good now don't speak up so Applejack doesn't make an example out of you." he finished
I walked away after a few minutes and decided to go to the woods a nice secluded place where it would be hard to find me. And when I sat down behind a large redwood tree and started to write again in my journal.
"Things have not been normal since I arrived here, or so I thought now the last one of us has been sent up and she is definitely ready to kill any of us." I wrote in the journal I kept in my saddle bag "So you ready to help now Diamond?" Twilight asked "Yeah." I said as calmly as possible even though I just had a heart attack from Twilight's arrival "Then let's get a move on Applejack want
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Furturama Leela VS Amy Wedgie War
Leela VS Amy Wedgie War
    Leela and Amy took off to Amazonia on the Planet Express Ship. They both left some important items there from the last trip there and are going to get. Leela and Amy have been getting into fights lately and weren’t speaking to each other for the entire ride there.
              “We have arrived at Planet Amazon,” said Leela. “Shut up!” replied Amy. “What, I just said that we have arrived at our destination,” Leela stated. Amy replied, “Oh, sorry.” The ship landed in an open field. The bay door hatch opened and Leela and Amy stepped out. They began to walk into the forest. “Where did you leave your shit?” Amy asked. “My shit!” Leela yelled. “We both left some things here and we are going to get them! And the last time we were on this planet we left in a rush and realized later
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100 deviations
Hello people I'm not dead for those of you I don't RP with. But with school and finals coming up, next week I will have something out and here are my next few stories

TF2-Overwatch CrossOver thing (mini-series)
A MLP Story (not sure what yet)
And maybe an OC story

So! With that said I will be putting these out slowly but quickly so do not fear! I will write again. Just not much during the school year. I'm so friggin busy especially next year when I go back as a Sophomore. I'm taking my first AP class and Geometry so I'm in for a ride.


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grandslayer Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
happy birthday!!!!!
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your welcome X3
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Happy Birthday!
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No problem! Keep up the good work
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